There is no such thing as a curse on this team. The Curse of the Bambino is long gone (if it was ever there to begin with), and the Sports Illustrated Cover Curse didn't keep Papelbon from closing out the game to lead our beloved Bo Sox to become ALCS Champs for the first time since 1995.
By now you all know about Papelbon's Infamous Dance* and that the terms "light's out" refer to his pitching.
I think it's time to rate this major leaguers best asset:
And yes, Papelbon promised to dance ALL night long if the Sox win the World Series! WOO!
*"The aftermath was a lot of headaches, a lot of sore muscles, achy bones. A little throwing up here and there. But, you know, it was fun. No regrets." - Jonathan Papelbon