All Hail Jonathan Papelbon

There is no such thing as a curse on this team. The Curse of the Bambino is long gone (if it was ever there to begin with), and the Sports Illustrated Cover Curse didn't keep Papelbon from closing out the game to lead our beloved Bo Sox to become ALCS Champs for the first time since 1995.


By now you all know about Papelbon's Infamous Dance* and that the terms "light's out" refer to his pitching.

I think it's time to rate this major leaguers best asset:

What is Jonathan Papelbon's Biggest Asset?

	Being the Light's Out Closer for the Boston Red Sox - You go Wild Thing!
	Making Serious 'I will F You Up' Faces whether facing Derek Jeter or Dancing an Irish Jig - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!
	Best Asset? Didn't you see him in his Jock Strap and Underwear? I'l' Ship up to Boston to see that Man Anytime!
	Sweet Caroline - Forget Pitching - Paps should join Riverdance or Dancing With the Stars

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Survey by Quibblo

And yes, Papelbon promised to dance ALL night long if the Sox win the World Series! WOO!

*"The aftermath was a lot of headaches, a lot of sore muscles, achy bones. A little throwing up here and there. But, you know, it was fun. No regrets." - Jonathan Papelbon

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