The fact that Damon sucks isn't new to anybody in RSN.
I miss the days when he was a self-described, lovable, idiot. Now he's just another annoying Yankee. According to the Globe:
Damon, a huge part of Boston's '04 World Series team, watched some of the World Series. "They were a great team all year," Damon said. "I think we were the only team that really played them tough."Give me a freakin' break you cry-baby traitor.
The article also mentions that Damon has been assured he will be the left fielder for the Yankees next year. As much as I wanted to see him end up on some shit-hole team I'm also thinking this news isn't bad. I can still file it under The Demise of the Evil Empire because lets face it - Damon still throws like a girl and now from left instead of center!
The Artwork of 'Darth Damon' was done by my very talented cousin, Erin Biscoe.